When you don’t know the language of engagement
There was an era when Kenya was ah, famous as a sex-safari tourist destination. Some other countries in Far East and Caribbean shared the infamous distinction.
Ever heard of Wazungu (European) guys who landed in the country to “enjoy themselves” only to discover that despite their Playboy experiences, they were just virgins by African standard?
I will tell you about some…in a jiffy
The first lesson rural-to-urban migrants learn in Kenya is not to dwell in a room next to one occupied by a couple, separated by a thin cardboard or tin wall between them.
It is like attending a disorganized drumming contest concert with tower of babel poetry.
East African woo-men are ululators. Ululation usually accompanied by running around, jumping and waving wildly. When all this bottled up energy is rested on a 4×6 platform contained in a 10×10 feet room, it explodes a Hiroshima.